Dangerous New Element Discovered : Governmentium (Gv)

I believe we knew that this element was out there somewhere but we just didn't know how to synthesize it's hidden properties until know.

This new element appears to be something that effects some people more than others. It is believed the people that are most susceptible have a certain genes makeup that allows this infectious element to be all consuming - these infected individuals display overpowering greed and a deep hatred for those that are not infected. It has become apparent they are doomed to be looked on as mutants by the uninfected populations.

This a warning to all those of us that have not been infected by this horrible infectious "thing" - always be aware of your surroundings and be alert to anyone that might want to "infect" you with this disease. These genetic mutants are dangerous as they will stop at nothing to gain control of the normal population.

Keep the faith - stand firm - wash your conscious often with thoughts of reality - this is how we will be protected from infection while fighting in the trenches.


New Element Discovered : A Scientific Breakthough

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element, Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Govenmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete!

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.