Here are a couple of fun stories that will take the edge off the insanity of politics that is occurring just about every where we turn. Enjoy!
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!."
AT THE BARBERSHOP
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. AsThey sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear itWould turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chairReached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smellThat and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?" McCain replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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