Friday, September 10, 2010

Obama Fires Cattle Guards? Joe Biden Wants Retraining?

Can this be? Is this true? No matter what, even if this was just hinted at, then it could be true. Even if it isn't, it's still has some basis as these people are this far out of touch. My Goodness!
No matter what - it's good for a laugh.

Obama Fire Cattle Guards
Joe Biden Wants to Retrain Cattle Guards

A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!'

4 comments:

David B said...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/barackobama/a/cattle_guards.htm

Anonymous said...

"even if this was just hinted at, then it could be true"

This may be the lowest standard for truth ever proposed.

Anonymous said...

We don't need the "Cattle Guards" story to prove that Obama and Biden are both idiots.

There are plenty of other examples. "Stand up Chuck, let them see you" (to wheel chair bound political ally State Senator Chuck Graham), "We've campaigned in a all 57 states with two left to go." and my personal favorites as Obama said in Strongsville Ohio, "...your employer, it's estimated, will see premiums fall by as much as 3000%..."
(apparently Obama failed basic math.)

Unknown said...

Whether this be fact or fiction, I've absolutely no problem believing this highly probable for both of these moronic miscreants ✔❗