Saturday, October 10, 2009

Conservatives Believe : Liberals Twist

This observation of the differences between liberals and Conservatives speaks volumes. Who knew we were so different - who knew liberals could be so wrong and so dangerous to our way of life in America.

Conservatives believe what they say and then follow through - where as liberals just want to feel good about what they say but have no intention of following through - the intent is enough. Smoke but no fire.

Keep the faith -


If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Slickster you should title yourself Sickster. Your statements reveal you as not a conservative in the classic and political sense, but as a baiting, and stereotyping, demonizing slanderer of the more liberal political person. You find humor in making derisive statements about a political philosophical position that makes up about half the accepted Two Party system. You seek to apparently fuel the political cultural divide, that is more detrimental to the National psyche, and unity, and history of progress, than all your pseudo moralizing comparisons put together, were they actually enacted upon. Why should I not be offended when you link my "liberal" political philopshy with your foolish jibes and lies. Good day.

The Slickster! said...

Cool - It's nice when those living in a dark place show what they believe reality is when they come out into the light.

Liberlism is a philosphy of taking from the productive and giving to the unproductive - Libralism, that is socialsim, has never work where ever it has be tried - never!! Why would anyone think that now it will work?

Please take a look at what is happening to our country right now. If you see no problem with a 1.4 trillion dollar defict this year alone, unemploymnet at 10% and rising and a 1.6 trillion dollar healthcare plan on it's way, then you and liberalism are the problem.

Be cool, think it through - put down the play book as it only makes things worse.