Saturday, December 13, 2008

Humor From Afghanistan - God Bless Our Troops

Not only do we have the most powerful army in the world, at least for now, but we have one that is totally volunteer - they know the job has to be done - they also know there is only a limited number of people that are willing or able, mentally or physically, to do the job.

The rest are either too old or are liberals - and by definition, a liberal is both a mental and physical coward so they can not be counted on for anything except to wave the white flag when dialogue fails to solve a nasty problem.

Need proof? Why are so many politicians liberal - they have the power to make others do what needs to be done and then steal the rewards of their deeds.

Here is some humor that is not lost on those of us that care about the troops and can identify with their personal involvement in this war for freedom.

Keep the faith - we are protected despite the liberal agenda of surrender to all forces of evil.

(author unknown)

*You May Be A Taliban If….*Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humour with the following: "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF....."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean".

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

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