Now It's Time for Humor - Politics Aside

Four Cats


Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen
and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.

Everyone agreed that was really good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart
of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was very, very good.

Then the three men turned to the Government
Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat
and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......

Ate the cookies, drank the milk and
shit on the paper....... Screwed the other three cats and then
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

He then filed a grievance report for
unsafe working conditions.......
put in for Workers Compensation, and finaly
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave!

AND THAT MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE
WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!