Okay, chill out a little and enjoy the joke of the year!
Three men - a farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The farmer says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want my land to be forever fertile'POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the his land was forever fertile.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Syria, Jordon, Palestine, Iraq , Iran, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Pakistan so that no infidels, or Americans can come into our precious lands.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'
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