Sunday, November 28, 2010

Mathematical Dissection of Hard Work : By the Numbers

I apologize in advance for some of the language in this entertaining example of how hard work and having a good attitude in our daily life will make us happy and productive. It isn't totally offensive but still not used in normal discourse as a rule. But, as we all know from painful experience, there are those that find hard work, ah, too hard so they find other ways to accomplish a tarnished form of success.

These individuals are among us and we know who they are, and we are jealous to some extend of their ability to manipulate the system to get ahead without due diligence to the historic form of intelligent enterprise and hard work. And sometimes we are used by these people as stepping stones for their success. Not a pleasant situation as many of us will attest.

But in the end, most system crashers will be found out and derailed. Some will succeed, of course, and rule us all, much to the detriment of society.


What makes up 100% in life?
Here's an analysis that provides the answer.

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

And, H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

However, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there. However, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.

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