Oh my, this is a good one, and no matter who you are or your back ground you have to get a great laugh for the pure simplistic and honest response to a question under extreme pressure to say the right thing, given that saying the wrong thing would result in not getting where they want to be.
Enjoy this one.
Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... I wanna try Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...'You want........ garlic chicken wif snow peas?
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