Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Islamic Terror Suicide Bombers : Murder to Find Peace

Really, does any one these maniacs have any idea that maybe they are being lied to about the 72 virgins? And why 72? Could it be that it's the same 72 that everyone gets when the arrive and the 72 get passed to the next arrival? But wait, the suicide bombers know that Islam is the religion of peace, so when the push the button to blow themselves up they will know found themselves in true  peace(s).

This is a little dated, but still makes one smile through the reality that there are thousands waiting to make their contribution to infamy.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. 
Let’s have a look at the evidence:
 
- No Christmas 
- No television
 
-No nude women
 
- No football
 
- No pork chops
 
- No hot dogs
 
- No burgers
 
- No beer
 
- No bacon
 - More than one wife 
- More than one mother in law
 
- You can't shave
 
- Your wife can't shave
 
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
 
- 
You cook over burning camel dung

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
 
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
 
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? 
Well helloooooo, Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse

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