Okay, this is a little off color but non-the-less it's something to make you laugh or at least smile a little when most everything else going on around us is not laughable. Really, this is just one of the many scrimmages between men and women, especially after a night at the pub and story telling where truth and circumstance collide.
This is good stuff - enjoy.
VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND but read this with your best Irish accent:
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife !"
of me life, between the legs of me wife !"
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I
had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he
fell asleep".
know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I
had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he
fell asleep".
No comments:
Post a Comment