Mr Objma's Speech Tonight Should Be Astoundingly Profound

I can't wait for Mr Objma's speech tonight where he is going to explain to the rest of us dopes in the trenches what happened in Paris and California and how he is going to save us all from the right wing gangs and malcontents that threaten our country.

I just hope he doesn't completely implode as it will be a further green light for the Islamist terrorist to attack us again. Some say his grasp of the situation will be one for the books - astoundingly profound and brilliant. Yikes!

I'm told as well the crease in his pants will be sharper then ever just to please media. Maybe it will even give that old 'tingle up the leg' that the 'talking heads' got back in 2008.