Grandfathers Are Better Then Grandmothers : Who Knew?

Just when you thought you knew who you are, inside, something like this comes along to set you free to be yourself.  hehe

Why Grandfathers are better!

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between
Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a
special effort to spend time with his son's family on
weekends.  Every Saturday morning he would take his
5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some quality time --  pancakes, ice cream, candy--
just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold
and could not get out of bed.  He knew his granddaughter
always looked forward to their drives and would be very
disappointed.  Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter for her
weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to
see her grandfather who was still in bed.  "Well, did you
enjoy your ride with grandma?" he  asked.

"Not really, PaPa, it was boring.  We didn't see a single asshole,
queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover,
blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper, peckerhead,

​​or son of a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and

Grandma smiled at everyone she saw.  I really didn't have any fun."

***Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't  it?***