Objma's ISIS Stragety for National Security : It's The Heat, Stupid!

It's the climate stupid! To fix this problem all we have to do is buy these people air conditioners and find them good jobs. Why all the fuss, it simple, it's the heat that is driving them to do bad things.

Need more proof? Just look at history and you will see that Muslims have been killing millions of people for centuries, and what has driven them to do this, the desert heat.

Problem solved.