New Contagious Disease Dignosed(PIST-AWF) : Doctors Fight for Early Cure

I don't know the author or who the doctors are that diagnosed this disease(PIST-AWF) that is found mostly among citizens that remain awake during the day, and have somewhat of a grip on reality, as doctors are seeing this disease only on these individuals that take responsibility for their own actions, while many others that go through the day unaware and zombie like are totally unaffected. Scientists are franticly searching to identify why millions aren't affected by such a personally destructive disease.

So to understand if you have this disease, please read the testimonial from someone that is affected and reports some of the systems and causes. Very informative and educational on how lethal it can be to yourself, family members and friends if misdiagnosed.

Some doctors have misreported this condition as normal behavior with those that have this affliction, are associated almost exclusively with the progressive socialist liberal democrat party members and their affiliations. National and local health officials have now joined forces to come to some 'consensus' as to why this disease cannot penetrate the defenses of the democrat collective.

But don't despair, work is going on around the clock to find a cure. Some of those that are closely associated with the work being done predict a cure by late next year.

Stay strong and stay awake, given that falling asleep during the day will be far worse if no cure is found.

(Testimonial)
I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your emails.  I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). 

For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. (but unfortunately may by not contagious enough to save us from destruction)

Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
--Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair, sore jaws and from grinding your teeth while viewing the President pander to  Muslim terrorists.
--Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice and millions that voted twice refusing to acknowledge they made a huge national security mistake.
--Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people and the national media falling all over themselves trying to change the subject to protect the liberal agenda of America is the problem.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

 
And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to a 'Big Gulp' and too much salt on my 'Super Double Stake Burger! Who knew?