Craigs List Add : Manure Spreader For Sale - $1.00

Do you use Craig's List to sell something that you don't want anymore as it is useless and you really don't know why you bought this thing in the first place, it's just getting in your way so you can get things done? (Author unknown but understands when something needs to be dumped on someone else, hopefully far far away from you)

 

For Sale:

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand.

Said to have been produced in Kenya .

Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii .

Of questionable manufacture.

Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.

Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.

It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the shit for amazing distances.