The Lion Needs A Tamer : Old Golfer & A Brunette Apply for The Job(Humor)

Okay, time to take a break and laugh a little - it's a little racy but, come on, it's okay to let down just a little as it's Saturday and it's Miller time.

An ad ran in the paper; “Lion Tamer Wanted! But only two people showed up!
One, was a retired golfer in his mid-fifties.  And the other was a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette

in her mid-twenties….with just a killer body!

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this is one ferocious lion.  He ate

my last two tamers so you two had better be really good or you too will be history!  Here’s

your equipment: a chair, a whip and a gun.  Who wants to the tryout first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first!"  She slowly walks past the chair, the whip and the

gun and steps right into the cage.  

 

The as the Lion gets close it snarls and pants and then immediately charges at her.  But when

it gets close, the gorgeous Brunette, throws open her coat revealing a beautiful and perfectly formed naked body.

 

The lion stopped dead in his tracks!  Sheepishly, he then crawled up to her and started licking her feet and ankles.  He continued to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes and then just dropped down and rested his head at her feet. 

 

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!  He says,"That's amazing!  I've never seen anything like that

in my whole life!"  He slowly turned to the retired golfer, shook his head and asked him, "Can you top that?"

The old golfer thinks about it for a minute and replied, "Possibly, but you've got to get that damn Lion out of there first!"