Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Confused? : Are You A Republican or A Democrat?

This is kinda old but it's worth another look given that everything is offensive to so many and now microaggression is forcing the 'snowflakes' into their 'safe' places to recover from the fear of things that might harm their view of the world.
 
This little ditty explains just what it means to be a Republican or a democrat if you are confused.
 
(Author unknown)
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 
  
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 
  
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 
  
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. 
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. 
  
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. 
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. 
  
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. 
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. 
  
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. 
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. 
  

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