Saturday, January 02, 2016

Technology That's Amazing : What Next? (Humor)

Take a break from the insanity this is our White House politics of destruction and terror, and laugh a little. Hey, it's Saturday, enjoy a good cup of coffee and smile. It feels so good to have something to laugh about instead of always having to keep your head down if you have job or are a Conservative, and being aware of where exits are in case the worst happens.


A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,  silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
 
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
 
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old  lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a  button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a  small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
 
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
 
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
   
'Go get your Mother'
 

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