Professor's Observation and Corrective Action for Ignorance

First days in class and other observations by a college professor on student behavior and suggested action to correct their behavior.

(Author unknown but still a patriots)

Unbelievably, a student once complained to the Department chairwoman that my mention of God and a Creator was a violation of Separation of Church and State. Let me be as clear as I possibly
can : If any of you actually think that my decision to paraphrase the Declaration of Independence in the course syllabus is unconstitutional then you suffer from severe intellectual hernia.

Indeed, it takes hard work to
become stupid enough to think the Declaration of Independence is
unconstitutional. If you agree with the student who made that complaint then you
are probably just an anti-religious zealot. Therefore, I am going to ask you to
do exactly three things and do them in the exact order that I specify.

First, get out of my class.
You can fill out the drop slip over at James Hall. Just tell them you don't
believe in true diversity and you want to be surrounded by people who agree with
your twisted interpretation of the Constitution simply because they are the kind
of people who will protect you from having your beliefs challenged or your
feelings hurt.

Second, withdraw from the
university. If you find that you are actually relieved because you will no
longer be in a class where your beliefs might be challenged then you aren't
ready for college. Go get a job building houses so you can work with some
illegal aliens who will help you gain a better appreciation of what this country
has to offer.

Finally, if this doesn't work
then I would simply ask you to get the hell out of the country. The ever-growing
thinned-skinned minority you have joined is simply ruining life in this
once-great nation. Please move to some place like Cuba where you can enjoy the
company of communists and get excellent health care. Just hop on a leaky boat
and start paddling your way towards utopia. You will not be missed.

Thank you for your time. I'll see most of you when classes resume on Monday.