A guy texts his neighbor:
"Dear Keith :
I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text:
"Damn, I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry"
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