The Ayatollah Is Beside Himself; He is Everywhere!

 The Ayatollah, now known as just the ''ass-ayatollah'' because that's all that's left of him when Trump told him to pack his bags as he was about to go on a along trip over bumpy roads!

This was not the first time the new president told him a change was coming, had to know then his time to make his final trip to his maker at the well of spirits was coming soon when he was told the new president of The United States was different then the last several to arrive bearing gifts! 

The new president said he was ''tired of winning all the time''. He had to know the other presidents had no idea what winning meant!

It's hard to explain why some people are never 
ready to being a journey, especially one that will change
everything.

''What if I'm not ready to go?''

When the imam finally raises the well of spirits, he
find her an unclean spirit, casting her out into the  darkness
to weep and knish her teeth in pain and anguish for all eternity.