Married Man Lies to Wife : Where Have you Been? (Humor)

Take a break and laugh a little bit as our country's leaders leaves little for us to laugh about.

 

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.  The man

hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside

and rub them in the grass and dirt.  He put on his shoes and

drove home.

 

“Where have you been?” his wife demanded.

“I can’t lie to you,” he replied, “I’m having an affair with my

secretary.  We had sex all afternoon!”

 She looked down at his shoes and said: “You lying bastard!
You’ve been playing golf!”