Citizen Applies for Building Permit : City Says No!!?? (Humor)

I applied for a "Building Permit" to remodel my old house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide,  with 12 gun turrets at various heights,

and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars.

I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

 

The City Council told me;  "Forget about it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"   

 

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday and  here is the best part -it's going to be tax exempt!

 

                                                 

 

I love this country.
It's the government that scares the crap out of me.