Okay, time to take a break again from the riggers of the total insanity of progressive politics, and enjoy some good humor.
But not to worry, if some of your liberal friends see you laughing and think about calling for medical help , don't worry. The problem is when progressive democrats see someone laughing or just smiling, it's something they do and that makes them nervous. So seeing you laughing out loud at this good and harmless humor will leave them puzzled and confused. And that's a good thing.
Enjoy!
Four Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 90-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 90, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 90's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it) She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
But not to worry, if some of your liberal friends see you laughing and think about calling for medical help , don't worry. The problem is when progressive democrats see someone laughing or just smiling, it's something they do and that makes them nervous. So seeing you laughing out loud at this good and harmless humor will leave them puzzled and confused. And that's a good thing.
Enjoy!
Four Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 90-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 90, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 90's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it) She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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