Well, I think this is a fabrication as I saw her last night on TV. But non-the-less, using ones imagination a little, there is a good laugh in this little story of 'cause and responses'.
This is a good one!
A FARM STORY
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road
one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She said that he should resist any request
from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she said, “you killed it, so
if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!”
She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver
staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in
the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What
happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me.” "I had just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened
so fast I couldn't stop it."
This is a good one!
A FARM STORY
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road
one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She said that he should resist any request
from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she said, “you killed it, so
if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!”
She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver
staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in
the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What
happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me.” "I had just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened
so fast I couldn't stop it."
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