Communication : Lives Lived On LIne (Humor)?

Is this what we have come to and will this be the new norm? This is just for fun but given the hysteria that prevails over smart phone use, this can't be that far away from reality.


Daughter:
               "Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your cheque book. Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes and a big wedding."

               Father:
               "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay".