Parallel Parking : Women Under Attack? (Fun Humor)

Okay, this might piss off some female drivers but sometimes it is therapeutic to have your problems brought out in the open like this for all to see otherwise there can't be any way to resolve difficult situations like driving a car.  heh 

I'm taking heat right now but it's still fun to tweak your life's partner when ever possible -

(Author Unknown)
Back and forth .  Back and forth . In and out .  In and out . . . .

A little to the right .  A little to the left . . . .

 

She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and, trickling down the

small of her back . . . .

She was getting near to the end.

 

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as she moved . . . 
Forwards then backwards. Forward then backward.

Again and again . . . .Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed. She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted she let out a piercing scream . . . .

 
She shouted:  "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"