Old Joe Biiyden Wonders Why His Pants Are Wet? ; Was It The Russians!? Or Trump!? Or Both!

''Come on, man, it was the Russians and their friend Donald Trump who started this but couldn't finish it, but I will. Putin is afraid of me!! I have 50 years of experience in affairs like this and the world knows who I am. That's why they're waiting for me to take care of this situation in Ukraine. 

Relax, I got this. (''Uah, what's with all of these reporters? I thought we were talking about the special monies I have going to Ukraine and then I was going to meet my son Hunter for lunch who's working for us(me) there, right? What the hell time it anyway? By the way, where the hell am I?'')

Mumbling, stumbling and bumbling Joe understand one thing
and thing only, it's always about the money, who has it and how
to take it from them!

Ask anyone that was alive over the lasts 50 years and 
paid attention to Washington politics, they will tell you if
 a problem needs attention, Old Joe is the
guy to do the job!!