The Border ''Thing'' Is No Big Deal : Joe Says, ''I'll Take Care Of It After My Nap! I got This!"

 ''Come on man, here's the thing, I got this. I knew what to do! I have dealing with other problems around the world like this, Remember Corn Pop? I got it done!  I have 50 years of experience in carp like this, so relax.''

And then they stopped all access for the press to the problem. Nothing
to see here. They lied! It is catastrophic chaos!

What reason could this woman have to lie to us?