Promises! Promises! All that's necessary to save the planet is to buy more research and for the population to sacrifice their life styles for the greater good. The experts are on the job as they been for decades saving the planet for everyone.
Yeah, the experts have sucked up $billions of tax dollars but a little more money for our bank accounts and they believe they will have the problem solved. (Oh, and the new Mercedes have just come out as well, so please send in your money they are going quick!)
And don't worry about the future, we here at 30,000 feet in our private jet, heading for a conference on climate change, along with 600 other experts that are flying in for the next two weeks to bring some good news on how to solve the problem of everyone being dead in 8 years!
Now that has to make your day a lot better! Right?
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