Police Called for Cat in A Tree : The Cat Is Armed! What?

Progressive liberal democrats ran for cover when it was discovered a cat in a tree was armed with an assult rifle.

If you ever wondered why democrats are hiding and fearful, look no further then any local demonstration that demands you give up your rights to be who you are.

What scares the progressive socialists the most is your independent thought to make decisions without the aid of others who say they know what's best for you.

That the police had to be called is just a symptom of a larger problem of an inability to believe in rational and logical thought to solve problems. A cat with a rifle? Really?

Now this is probably just for fun, but I strongly believe there is substance to this scenario that explains what is happening in our country.