This a little dated but still a good one -
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent.
"Have a safe trip back to Chicago." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?
"The agent replied, "I recognized president Obama there in the middle."
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm
sorry, but I
lost my
wallet,"
replied the
guy. "Sure
buddy, I hear
that every day
No ID, no
entry," said
the agent. "But
I can prove
I'm an
American!" he
exclaimed. "I
have a picture
of Donald
Trump tattooed
on one side of
my butt and
George Bush on
the other"
"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent.
"Have a safe trip back to Chicago." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?
"The agent replied, "I recognized president Obama there in the middle."
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