Isn't life just the way it has always been for everyone? The passage of time for us all cannot change the way things actually are no matter how hard we try to believe differently.
I love this stuff! Enjoy the day.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
I love this stuff! Enjoy the day.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car and, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
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